My 13th Car Accident?

Today I scratch my dad car again. It's a total waste of time. I drove to funan with my laptop to demo how the thumb drive could restart my whole computer so that they could change me a new thumb drive. My mom went down yesterday but the man refuse to change it as he tested it without problem and the piss off thing is that the shop closes on sunday!

I hate it when my time go to waste like that. Waste my time and money. Seeing the scratches on my dad car make me wonder how idiot my time has been wasted. I've been counting how many freak accident I have... let's see... in army there was 6 but I could only recall 5.

1. The first time I officially drove the land rover out and had my first exercise in army. I slightly knock a car that was parking at double yellow line. The whole kopi tiam ppl stand up and see whats the big hoo ha.

2. Few hrs later when I was reversing the land rover, my front hit a mini bus. The whole bus shook but nothing was damage. The people realise that I'm a very dangerous driver.

3. Not in any order: Reverse my land rover and hit the wall with a loud bang. Nothing was damage as land rover have 2 metal plates behind.

4. Went out to lot 1 shopping centre to eat and I drove my 2meter tall mini bus into a 1.9meter tall car park. I bang the wall like 6-7 times before exit. Nobody know the mini bus was scratched as the top ventilation black thing merely scrape the top wall of the carpark. People are too short to see anything also lah.

5. Directed by v-com to go to shell station. He bought some tibits and I was reversing my car slowly and before I know it... I scratch a honda car. The case was settle in 2 hrs after the honda gal owner call and say its ok as it only took like $20 to repair.

The below is after army:

6. It was a raining day and I turn with a SBS bus. The bus didn't know I was beside it and it hit my mirror. Mirror was adjusted but nothing was damage. <-- first improvement... now ppl hit me.

7. Was stopping at a traffic light and this car in front of me keep rolling back.. I horn the driver and he was still sleeping.. and slightly knock my car. We came down and he sayang my car. Nothing was damage.

8. I was going to my friend wedding and stop when this car knock me. I can hear a loud sound but surprisingly nothing was damage. That guy came down with a notebook and offer to pay me but I shook his hand and went off happily.

9. I reverse without seeing my mirror and hit someone car. I came down and sayang his car. Nothing was damage.

10. Went movie at night and I think I hit the brake but the van wouldn't stop. freak. A little bit damage.

11. Reverse the van to park and knock the wall. Dent in a bit.

12. Reverse my nissan sunny car too fast and hit the wall. A bit scratches

13. Today I drive at funan and the front was scratch after I turn and drove up the carpark. freak. A lot of claw mark.

All the accident happen under 10km/h. Only accident number 6 was around 40km/h.

Ironically, I manage to get safe and courtesy driving award during army days and traffic police send me letter after 2 years of 'safe' driving to ask me keep up the good work.

moral of the story?

I SERIOUSLY SHOULD HAVE DRIVEN FASTER.