Unlikely Headline on the case of Mas Selamat

"Mas Selamat Kastari is believed to be a Jumper. Paladins now on the lookout for him." -Samuel L. Jackson

Mas "Scofield" Kastari to sign for Prison Break season 4.

Mas "Scofield" Kastari sneaks back into Whitley Detention Centre
unnoticed. He says 'The most dangerous place is the safest place to
hide. No one will look for me there!'

'Sorry no cure. Now Singapore not safe liao!' - Netizens

'Singaporeans band together to look for fugitive after $1-million reward is announced for the capture of Mas Selamat'

'Sources revealed that Mas Selamat has the ability to walk thru walls.'

'Mas Selamat: A living Jedi? Uses Force to convince people they did not see him escape.'

"Wong Kan Seng Resigns."

"Mas Kastari post video on Youtube, sends Thank You Card to Singapore"

"Mas Selamat chairs the new SPH: Set Prisoners Free"

"Mas Kastari was a fictional character."

'JI has new training module: How to escape detention. Lecturer is Mas Selamat'

"Biggest cock up in Singapore's history! - Mas Selamat still in his detention cell"

Toilet Break Movie - Directed by famous local director, Jacky

"Limping to be made illegal in city-state"