Don and Drew - Be My Valentine

Early in the morning and I heard this song coming out from my colleague desk

Girl you don’t know me but I sure know you

From the long black hair to the size of your shoes

I’ve met your brother, and spoken to some of your friends

But darling that’s where it ends

Cuz baby all I want do is talk to you

To buy you a drink, maybe buy you some food

But I’m a geek, and nervous half of the time

So would you be, would you be my…

Be my valentine

We’ll go out about town to dine

Be my valentine

I’ll get you drunk on cheap red wine

Be my valentine

Now that’s when I’ll touch your behind

If you’d be my valentine

That would be so, fine

I’ll pretend to like the restaurants you pick

I will even sit through yet another chick flick

And if we argue, I’ll let you win the fight

Just as long as I get to have CINEMA that night

But all you ever want to do is sit and talk

And go for one of those damn long walks

I just wanna see you naked, is that a crime?

So I’m asking you, would you be my…

Be my valentine

You’ll have your clothes off in no time

Be my valentine

Our bodies will be entwined

Be my valentine

Don’t tell me I’m not your kind

If you’re not my valentine

I will break your, spine

Baby you’re a honey, baby you’re a fox

I treasure you more than my Xbox

I’d run butt naked on the street if you ask me to

And even if you’re angry and you kick me in the nuts

I’m the only guy who’ll never ever hate your guts

So please say you will cuz baby I’m asking you

Be my valentine

Baby you look so fine

Be my valentine

And your bum is just devine

Would you be my valentine

Please please don’t decline

Would you be my valentine

Baby baby can’t you read the sign

Would you be my valentine

You stupid girl just be mine

Would you be my valentine

Our body fluids must combine

You’ll continue my bloodline

Be my valentine

The mole I have I swear it’s benign

Don’t treat me like Frankenstein

Be my valentine

I have no more words to rhyme

(really?)

Except for lime

Just be mine, be my valentine

I think I’ve found love, really

I never felt this way before

Honestly

(be my valentine)